Beef pastrami

When a guy shit in your hand and you proceed to give him a blow job

“ Megan gave me a beef pastrami last night”

by Jerrybignerds May 11, 2022

drop a pair

to defecate. a pair means two of something, and number two means feces.

Billy: Excuse me, Staci, did you drop a pair in the toilet?

Staci: I did. My bowels are empty now. Thank you for asking, Billy.

by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pairaplegic

While pair programming, when your partner mysteriously becomes unable to do simple tasks for himself like getting a drink.

Alex became a pairaplegic when he asked me to scratch his nose.

by Stefan Mai July 3, 2008

pastrami sandwich

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible

She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.

by frank January 14, 2004

Patirck

The greatest person in the world! He rules!

He is a billionaire

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Grow a pair of tits

When a woman is acting sheepish or timid about doing something, someone can inform that person, "To be a woman and grow a pair of tits".

This expression is derived from the term male colleagues would utter towards each other, if a member of the group is acting in a timid or sheepish manor regarding a certain situation, "Be a man and grow a pair of balls".

Ann, stop being such a pussy and grow a pair of tits!

by DoritoM November 30, 2019