A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.
by motrfan February 13, 2012
What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
by Customer service clown March 02, 2020
by p3n!s April 19, 2021
When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably
1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
by Sour candy randy February 07, 2023
fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
by fishmondayadvocate July 01, 2021
The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 10, 2019
Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
by Lil.briggs May 29, 2020