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prepare the meal 

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.
Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

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Public Domain Meal 

Making your entire lunch out of items other people at your workplace have discarded or explicitly said, "I'm not going to eat this. Does anyone want it?" An example could be a sandwich made from leftover bread and old cream cheese from that time two months ago when someone brought bagels in for everybody.
Jason forgot his wallet at home, so he didn't get his usual Chipotle lunch and instead ate Lindsay's leftover fried rice with leftover pizza as a public domain meal.
Public Domain Meal by KoolWhp December 11, 2010

Full course meal 

The sentence full course meal is usually used to describe the popular boy band why don’t we. The boy band consists of: Zach Herron, Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Daniel Seavey and Corbyn Besson.
The why don’t we boys are a full course meal 🤤🤤
Full course meal by Wdw November 10, 2018

Full course meal 

Commonly used to describe youtuber Mikey Manfs as being "hawt". Full course meal also meaning cute, "lookin like a snack", beautiful,"jaw dropping", perfect.
Full course meal by Local for life November 11, 2018

Ten course meal 

A man, or woman, that has every single attribute that you find appealing. It’s almost like a never ending meal. Looks, class, ethics, morals, driven, passionate, well rounded, funny, outgoing and an animal in bed. This is far from being just a snack, which is just bias on looks. This is the whole enchilada plus some.
Brandon is a ten course meal. He stuffs my belly, heart, mind and lady parts til they burst.

oat-meal 

oat⋅meal /ˈoʊtˌmil, -ˈmil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation oht-meel, -meel –noun

1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.
After Josh and Ben had their way with Carin, Mike Brewer utilized the reverse cowgirl position to close her out and complete the oat-meal.
oat-meal by Big Don Kolich March 26, 2009

gloat-meal 

A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).
Todd beat me at Halo 3, and he sure loves to eat his Gloat-meal!
gloat-meal by Patrick G. July 20, 2008