dirty margarita

Fingering a chick while on her period. When you pull your fingers out you wipe them on her upper lip and chin. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez.

TJ was pissed when Trent gave a dirty margarita

by exzactly May 2, 2006

Margaritard

What some people become after a few margaritas.

After drinking ten margaritas, Mark became a total margaritard.

by 75%er September 27, 2009

The Margaret Mitchell Effect

The phenomenon of having come to the end of a project and not knowing how to end it. Named for Margaret Mitchell, author of Gone With The Wind, which she clearly did not know how to end.

Almost done with his thesis paper, Joel found himself a victim of the Margaret Mitchell Effect, and continued rambling until his dissertation eventually seemed to end itself.

by Stuckert June 17, 2008

Aunt Margaret

The time of the month when a woman's period occurs.

I was hoping to wear that tight white dress until Aunt Margaret came to visit.

by JYoPDiddy February 11, 2010

Margaritaville

A horny bitch who thrives on crisis and won't listen to reason.
DBC
meth lab
fresh batteries

Tell that sumbitch to eff off, Margaritaville, and think about your children.

by traditional December 15, 2003

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume

1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

by Shaweena January 18, 2009

margareth aurora

Margareth Aurora is a beatyful girl. She’s good at school, and everybody love her. She’s more awesome than everyone and good in everything. Be like her!

Margareth Aurora is cool.

by Vivivivim November 28, 2017