Kelling

The act of performing a blow job on another man, followed by having that person perform a blow job on you when you're finished.

Did you see those two dudes blowing each other at the party? They were really kelling it out there.

by Marlins26 September 4, 2019

Hellen Keller Match

On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.

Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?

Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!

by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009

Helen Keller

A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.

Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!

by jibba_my_nibba December 1, 2010

helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 29, 2009

Kelliher

a small town in saskatchewan Canada that is home to many farmers and country kids, population 300, known for sports teams and chicken barn parties....way better then ituna(rival town) but then again thats not hard. is not pronounced as kill a whore or kell i har...we get touchy...kelliher also produces the most successfull,nicest, and best people you will ever meet...anyone who tells you different is a lying asshole

holy shit kelliher is the best place in the world to be..dont even try to be better

by proud2bfrmkelliher May 9, 2011

Hellen Keller

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.

I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.

by endsonmonday April 11, 2011

austin kelley

the most amazing guy a girl could want, the sweetest guy ever, he will steal your heart in a minute.....has the best personality, but if he decided to leave do what ever you can to make him stay because there is no way your life will ever be complete again without him...long story short the love of a girls life, the guy a would take a bullet for or do anything to be with.<3

Austin Kelley

by in love with austin kelley. April 6, 2012