A modern-
day warrior
woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder
Woman, if Wonder
Woman were a whole lot more
jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially
law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of
drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such
people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these
people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and
female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don'
t hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our
boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a
run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor
bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
