Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020
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Get the hooter itch mug.Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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by ImAsFreeAsABirdNow July 27, 2020
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Get the Itch mug.When one person scratches an itch and causes people in close proximity to sub consciously scratch also
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