Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.

guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!

by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018

Ian

Ian tends to be kind of loud and short tempered as well as short. They are in love with the game of basketball, but can not play well due to height. They usually say bad words and want to fight, but they would never hurt a snail. As well as they are very loud

“Stop being such an Ian in study hall”

by Galaxy Complex May 12, 2018

Ian

ABSOLUTE TRASH. BITCHTITS. IS GAY AND LOVES COCK. Hopes to be a famous indian pornstar around the globe!

Thats a kinky ian right there
I WANT IAN IN ME

by Best fuckboy around;) December 21, 2018

Ian

ian is a dumb cunt who thinks he is cool but isn't at all. :)

Gosh ian is sooo dumb.

by yoyoyoyoyhjhjhjh November 19, 2018

Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.

After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.

by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014

Ian

A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.

Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'

by MathewHourigan February 3, 2010

Ian

Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him

Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore

by Genuis1990 December 30, 2014