Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe

"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"

by lechevres November 16, 2011

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 25, 2023

dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.

I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!

by Rooster34135 April 15, 2014

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Hylian hooker

a woman that offers her services in the magical world of hyrule

Link:"Hey zelda how much for your royal presence?"
Zelda:"Whaaaaa? leave me, I ain't no hylian hooker"

by Creamytart12 November 5, 2014