Rub One For The Homies

When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.

Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."

by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014

Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.

The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.

by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009

Homeslice

1. A slice of homey-ness

2.A friend/amigo. One who you are "tight" with

1. Murphy : Mildred, why did we throw out that old sofa?
Mildred : Because it was old dear...
Murphy : But it was a homeslice!

2. Wannabe G 1: YO YO! What up G-dog?
Wannabe G 2: Aww nuthin homeslice, jus chillin...

by 13Pheeble March 27, 2009

Homeshopping

The act of heading back home to your parents house and raiding their pantry for food for your own apartment or dorm and NOT going to the supermarket

I will meet you guys at the game after I do some homeshopping and get my laundry done.

by Lee Coleman May 28, 2008

homesless

a profound lack of Latino friends and/or acquaintances.

David's high school wasn't very diverse, he's homesless

by thespot84 March 24, 2010

homestyle chili

Kicking back and relaxing at your place of residence.

"Yo shitdick, you hittin' up the bars later?"
"Nah, you poo pusher, I'm homestyle chili tonight".

by bigfnmike July 15, 2010

homesef

A combination of brosef and homie much like bromie or dude; used for that inbetween place where you aren't sure if they're either. Can be used in greetings for someone you just met but think is cool

"that guys' your bro, dude?"

"nah man, he's my homesef"

by existentnon December 26, 2011