hetero

something/someone to be avoided, chastised, criticized, and/or mocked.

tv is so hetero these days, it's completely worthless.

by thatkid March 29, 2005

No Hetero

Background: When people call something or someone "So Gay", they are often considered to be covering up their own latened homosexuality. These people also do gay things and then claim "No homo", making it ok.

By this reckoning, one can assume that if a person were to call things "So Straight" all the time, they are merely reinforcing their own heterosexuality. Hence the term "No Hetero"

Frank: Hey, hows it going Steve? *slaps steve's ass*
Steve: I'm pretty good man. *slaps back*
Frank: Hey! No hetero!
Steve: Yeah man. No hetero.

by ColourOfJazzee May 1, 2009

Hetero points

Hetero points are points you get for doing typically manly things, different amount of points are awarded for different things.

Losing Hetero points is also known as gaining Homo points so if somebody is on negative Hetero points, they are on Homo points.

John: I just raced a guy at the traffic lights!
James: Dude, have 5 hetero points!
John: Let's bake a cake with pink icing when we get home!
James: Make those homo points

by whitgift101 August 3, 2009

Hetero life mate

A strong bromance between two like male individual's.

Michaels hetero life mate martial likes receiving back rubs.

by Ampedagn September 22, 2015

Helter Skelter

out of control

Chelsea form this season is helter skelter

by Olalekan Afeez November 22, 2015

Heteroflexual

Someone who is addicted/attracted to money.

Rob is so addicted to buying expensive things, he's such a heteroflexual

by Chef chungles October 1, 2018

Heater

A heater is a person who acts like a goon but is from the suburbs. It's a persona made to appear "dangerous" or intimidating even in a nonhostile environment. They typically have black air forces, a perm, mace, and a shitty chuff.

"Don't talk shit, he's a heater you'll get maced."

by 403kane November 12, 2020