Purple War Helmet

An extremely engorged cock head.

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.

When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.

by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010

Helmet from Hell

The tip of a large penis (Helmet) inserted quickly into your Girlfriend's butthole surprising her in pain during Sex

Anna: "Whitney, why are you walking funny?"

Whitney: Last night during sex we were doing it doggy style and my man slipped his Helmet From Hell in my ass by surprise, man it hurt like hell! Thats why im walking funny."

by nDn Style April 14, 2011

helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..

luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky

by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013

helmuth

a German surname that is variant from the name hellmut also other variants such as helmuth, and hellmuth which deprives from the Germanic elements helm meaning helmut- protection and mout spirit - mind helmuths are strong individuals

helmuths dont let people get to them their strong minded people

by manic panic 2 May 30, 2018

Helmer

A person that engages in homosexual acts but is not gay by his own claims.

You are such a Helmer.

by Lordeitch November 8, 2018

Helmy

Helmet but with more clout.

Bro1: Damn that's some helmy game shit bro.
Bro2: Thanks bro your pretty hemly yourself.

by Mattiasstobert69420 July 20, 2020