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fuck you and the horse you rode in on
From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
fuck you and the horse you rode in on by NiteKool October 10, 2008
Fuck you and your horse
When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.
You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"
<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.
<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"
<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.
<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
Fuck you and your horse by off.a.plane June 2, 2010
Fuck you motherfuckers
A good retort to someone who is so ignorantly patriotic that they believe anyone who has a problem with the way their country is run or has an opinion that is different than the majority is "un-American" and doesn't deserve to live there. These people are usually in the religious right and are actually the only proof against human evolution.
Fuck you motherfuckers by Ruby September 20, 2004
Fuck You In Advance
when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.
getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
Fuck You In Advance by zachus22 October 18, 2008
Fuck You Tip
A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".
*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
Next
*Customer receives 3 cents change
Next
*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar
"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
Next
*Customer receives 3 cents change
Next
*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar
"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"
Fuck You Tip by dreyqio9231 June 16, 2009
Fuck You Friend Request
this can be defined as people who have asked to befriend you on a social website like Facebook, Myspace, etc. that you keep there either because you dont particularly like the person or for your own personal amusement or any other reason that pretty much means your not going to accept the request but let them think you will.
That chick i used to like asked me to accept her friend request, she'll be on my "Fuck You Friend Request" page for a long time.
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I can't believe this dumb bitch is asking to be friends, after the way he fucked me over with that deal... eh, I'll just "Fuck You Friend Request" him.
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I can't believe this dumb bitch is asking to be friends, after the way he fucked me over with that deal... eh, I'll just "Fuck You Friend Request" him.
Fuck You Friend Request by NT3000 (SK) October 1, 2009