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fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010
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flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown
On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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Fluttershush

The act of using ones hands to end a conversation in the manner of shushing a verbal point that is not welcome by the listener. This may also be combined with a verbal low volumne shush.
When I told her I was disappointed, she raised her hands and I got a fluttershush.
by Boe Ramirez October 26, 2010
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flitter

Flitter: To flirt or hit on somebody via Twitter.
My friend spent the evening trying to flitter with girls on his smart phone.
by hey krankiboy July 10, 2010
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Flitter

Instead of using a curse word to express aggrivation, anger, or bad situations, just say Flitter.

Can be used in place of a plethra of bad words
Someone cuts in front of you, instead of cursing, you just say flitter !
by flitterword July 18, 2011
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buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.
Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.
by sajor March 1, 2005
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Flitter

Feces, crap, dookie... Shit.
That guy is a real piece of flitter.
by oceanisler September 28, 2017
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