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The 9th and final level of hell. Pretends to to be the national capital of underage drinking and drug use, but not nearly enough rich white wasps overdose on anything or die in car accidents. Full of quasi-guidos, whorish, ugly white women, oblivious, white-bread parents, and far-left sympathisers (despite being such a rich, highly-taxed place.) An intellectual and moral cesspool, the symbol of everything that is wrong with the NorthEast, and the pink-shirt, popped collar, white hat capital of the world.

Only the most insidious and cruel of sinners are cast into such a place, and even dr them it is usually considered too harsh.
"man, even Jeffrey dahmer doesnt deserve to go to fairfield"
by Gnossos_the_wise April 26, 2006
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Fairfield

Fairfield is in fucking California, you retard.
Fairfield is in fucking California, you retard.
by Simple Shit April 13, 2008
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FlipFlop

noun
Known by the more popular name Kerry. Popular footwear, rubber, worn with two straps between the big toe, and making a "floping sound" when walking.

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Jane wore her flipflops on the beach for a party celebrating Bush's presidential victory in 2004.
by BenTheMeek April 6, 2004
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Give it a flirt

To flirt physically, as in touching and other non-verbal flirting actions.
Dude 1: "Dude I wanna go flirt with that girl but it's loud up in this club!"
Dude 2: "Say what? Ohh... Yeah son just go up to her and give it a flirt!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be all up in that ass!"
by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010
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Flifted

To be high. under the influence. being fly & high at the same time.. flifted!
Yo son, Im so flifted. i spit hot fire. like spiro!
by Sarahmarieshitt January 1, 2008
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Flarfing

"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.
I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.
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fairfield county, ohio

fairfield county: fits a wide variety of people
1. poverty in the seven fo oh, white kids actin ghetto, tons of drugs = Lancaster
2. for HICKS in poverty, the smalltown version of Lancaster = Bloom Carrol
3. if you want to be looked down apon no matter who you are (even if your a billionaire). = Pickerington
4. You got money, you got smalltown, and you got dumb jocks... (smalltown version of Pickerington,) = Canal Winchester
Liberty Union, Berne Union, Fairfield Union...... no one cares, UNION
the worst place in ohio
person one: whats fairfield county, ohio like?
person two: well, do you like poverty or stuck up bitches?
person one: uhm....... neither...........
person two: hell, i'd rather go get shot in Cleveland.
by your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 8, 2011
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