farserious

it mean to be so serious

dang man you farserious

by minorhillbot21 December 30, 2010

Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.

Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.

by Aron S February 23, 2009

watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs

Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011

Dingle berry farter

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.

"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter

by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011

toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"

Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!

by Oofftt January 10, 2014

Farter

Someone who farts so much that their pants smell farty.

John is such a farter. His room smells farty for days

by Farty May 13, 2004