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Evolutionary Failure

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure
by TheGeck September 20, 2021
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girl failure

Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror
by ShaySage April 26, 2024
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failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.
Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
by Idfwpwfwpidfw March 24, 2020
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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010
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Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 22, 2018
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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