Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.

After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."

by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013

Ejaculit

An adjective to describe something so amazing that you cum

Dude, that orgy was so good, it was ejaculit

by Vikingnuts March 6, 2016

ejabulation

When you climax, you thrust your hand forward and jab your partner in the face as you cum.

The other night, me and her were fucking and I prematurely got ejabulation on her again.

by Theultimateniggerfaggot March 21, 2017

ejacculatte

when you bust a nut in your girlfriends, or bosses coffee

me: yo jack, you know my wife

jack: yeah, duh

me: i served her a ejacculatte

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011

ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003