nice dude

A phrase used to be sarcastic to something that is displeasing. It can be used on females or males in order to make them look stupid. The phrase is often followed by a "knocks" or high five. Also the phrase we are such better friends now that you just said that can follow "nice dude".

Can be shorten too "ni du"

Matt: You're a fucking doucher

Jason:Nice Dude (knocks)

"If the girl ain't putting out and she's acting kind of prude say nice dude, if the guy is in your face giving attitude say nice dude, if you're in a situation and you don't know what to do say nice dude"

by nicedudester April 20, 2010

Dodge

Dam old dilapidated garbge eater

It's the newer dodges

by szm119 December 9, 2008

dodged a bullet

When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.

Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.

by maxmillions February 18, 2010

Dodgecock

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

dodgely

Something that is not good, broken or Pants'ed

only an oracle can resolve the issue

hey man thats one dodgely setup system

by The Evo Oracle October 6, 2010

Dude...HURTIN'

an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.

Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.

by ShakingBeetle December 4, 2010

Dude-ler

A variation on duder, a dude-ler is simply a dude. He could be your homie, your pot dealer, your neighbor, or he could be some guy you just met. A dude-ler could be any guy. Often, it is used as a term of endearment between male friends. It does not refer to females, usually.

Hey, dude-ler, wanna go disc golfing, and smoke a bowl on the bowl hole?

by Vector51 April 16, 2011