Drunk fuck

A wasted son of a bitch

You're such a drunk fuck

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Drunk Asshole

A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.

Last night at the party Steven was being a Drunk Asshole look it up on urbandictionary.com to see what he did.

by Chachilovesthenightlife November 9, 2005

drunk wound

A drunk wound is a wound that you find after a crazy day/night of drinking and you either don't remember how you could possibly have inflicted it upon yourself or don't remember yet. Drunk wounds are commonly very strange in size and orientation.

The next morning after a day of drinking I found a drunk wound on my pinky toe. There were two similar marks on either side of the top of my toe that were about half the diameter of a pencil.

by Cameron Palmer March 31, 2005

Drunk Skank

A woman who usually sober is nice and polite, but once she becomes drunk she's making out with everyone (including girls) and blows a guy but can't finish because she passes out

Nathan likes him some drunk skanks

by jrf3p July 28, 2009

Drunk Driver

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.

Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!

by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

drunk chivalry

A term coined by a man named Robert in May of 2015, Drunk Chivalry is the willpower to not make of move on a girl while you are both inebriated. Only a few people can achieve such a state

Guy 1: you could have banged her, you were both so shitfaced.
Guy 2: must have been drunk chivalry

chivalry drunk

by truththebitch October 20, 2015

drungry

The state of being both very drunk and very hungry.

Kris was so drungry, while waiting for his sandwich to be made at the deli, he ordered another sandwich because he forgot that he had already ordered a sandwich and couldn't figure out what he was standing around waiting for.

by Birthday Who-er April 27, 2009