Doom-monger

These people are possibly the most annoying kinds of people that one can think of. Doom-mongers are people who go around ANYWHERE, in public, or on the internet, and make predictions of upcoming apocalyptic events, or try to prove a prediction as true for an upcoming disastrous event. This results in mass hysteria and makes many others mental or terrified of what may happen to the world. Some people may not believe in the words of what these clowns say, while others may due to the strong language the use to shock people into believing it.

Doom-monger- *arrives in a public area and starts talking*-
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"

Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*

by FinklerZ November 7, 2015

alaskin doom dragon

when someone gets pinned down...then get brown noesed, then poop gets shuved down there throat.

jim: man...that party was wack!!
tim: yea... i feel sorry for the drunk guy who got the alaskin doom dragon!!
jim: yea... im the one that shat in the guys mouth!!!
tim: that guy was me!!!!!

by D4v!Dthemotherlover October 18, 2011

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

The Pancakes of Doom

Incarnation of pure evil, in the form of pancakes. These evil cakes are secretly planing world domination as we speak, be prepared to fight!!! Also known as The Dreaded Butter Flakes

Run The Pancakes of Doom are coming!!!

by Tyler November 19, 2004

flaming fart of doom

It begins as a rumbling feeling inside your stomach. You think it is nothing but then your ass starts to burn and flames shoot out of your ass at a very high speed and that is when you need to quickly run to the bath room before you kill everyone with in a 10 mile radius.

"Oh my Gosh I just had this flaming fart of doom all over the side of your wall and I need a power washer."

by broke the toilet June 6, 2009

Bouncing Scrotum of Doom

The bouncing scrotum of doom is a large spiked black ball that, as its name states, bounces around to crush and roll over people. It should be feared.

The bouncing scrotum of doom will save us from our enemies!

by Para June 29, 2004

Doom Cock

Insertion of penis into each ear hole. One penis per ear hole equaling a total of two penises inserted into the head at once.

At Western Illinois University, a young woman was doom cocked in the elevator by Mark and Max.

by MaxBotkin April 1, 2008