Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.
Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
by corsendonk September 18, 2009
Get the donkey hammermug. When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.
by Faer November 15, 2004
Get the Donkey Chopmug. The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010
Get the Purple Donkeymug. Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!
by SuperGasseddd February 27, 2011
Get the clunge donkeymug. Donkey dust is slang for ketamine, a widely used medical dissociative anesthetic with a major recreational black market. Ketamine users are also known as "zombies" or "ketapillars" because after hoovering too many rails, they lose the ability to walk on two feet, resorting to quadrupedal perambulation.
In the mythical stages of ketamine intoxication, the donkey phase precedes the ketapillar, and the ketapillar phase precedes the legendary k hole.
ORIGIN from modern English donkey (slang for "doofus") + dust.
Etymological note. Donkeys travel on all fours, they are known to be stupid, and their nostrils are enormous. "Wonky" is slang for ketamine, and it rhymes with "donkey." Although ketamine is commonly used as a human anesthetic, urban legend labels it a horse tranquilizer, and horses are just one step removed from donkeys. "Horse" is also slang for "heroin," a much nastier anesthetic of abuse. None of this is coincidence.
In the mythical stages of ketamine intoxication, the donkey phase precedes the ketapillar, and the ketapillar phase precedes the legendary k hole.
ORIGIN from modern English donkey (slang for "doofus") + dust.
Etymological note. Donkeys travel on all fours, they are known to be stupid, and their nostrils are enormous. "Wonky" is slang for ketamine, and it rhymes with "donkey." Although ketamine is commonly used as a human anesthetic, urban legend labels it a horse tranquilizer, and horses are just one step removed from donkeys. "Horse" is also slang for "heroin," a much nastier anesthetic of abuse. None of this is coincidence.
After just 280 milligrams of insufflated donkey dust, Arctor staggered about on all fours like a drunken burro.
Donkeying is not pretty, but it's hilarious to behold.
Donkeying is not pretty, but it's hilarious to behold.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
Get the donkey dustmug. A sex act involving a woman and a donkey in which the woman fornicates with said donkey, typically performed in rural Mexican cities.
by Lustmord February 27, 2005
Get the donkey showmug. 