Crotch Thumb

A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017

Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"

by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017

Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.

Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!

by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015

Velcro Crotch

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.

Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.

by RueRueRue December 4, 2015

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

dancing crotch

a cyclist or biker

Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"

by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011