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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
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Chopper

A chopper someone who is a idiot, twat, prick
David: Yo Perry is an absolute chopper
by Austinbay December 5, 2019
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chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.
Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.
by Mindy Mop Job October 9, 2008
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Chopper

A chopper is the sex position in which a man picks up a woman doing a lift and carry and spins around in circles thus making motions like a helicopter or chopper. This sex position can also be done by a man spinning in a circle with his arms out like propellers while a woman sits on a swivel bar stool and performs oral sex on him.
“My god Martha could you let me at least do chopper with you, you don’t even let me fuck you in the ass!”
by Nerdboy1982! February 2, 2020
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Chopper

a term used to define a range of guns, fully automatic (maybe a burst like the '16) that can take out a 4-inch diameter tree with 8-12 rounds and a tight shot group
Babyface knows choppers. Goin out like that. Wow. Statement pretty clear. "Hate me fo'?" Like Bonnie and Clyde - politically incorrect.
by KnightHawk87 May 29, 2022
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choppers wrist

The result of chopping to much firewood the night before Christmas.
Cody: sorry, I'm not able to open this bottle of wine right now.
Mike: Why not you bitch?
Cody:My choppers wrist is acting up.
by Bunsandroses April 22, 2018
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