Phantom carrot

The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.

Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?

Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.

Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.

by vennic18 January 6, 2012

Jack Carroll

Sexiest beast in the Isle of Man. Bit of dickhead but he always managing make himself beautiful to others around him. A very epic boy. Has been to prison on 17 different occasions. In other words, Daddy.

Girl: Did you see Jack Carroll?
Jack Carroll: Don’t you mean Daddy?

by EpicFortniteChad21 May 10, 2020

Carroted

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."

Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."

by ily blc November 21, 2010

carrot nigger

Someone who over uses fake tan sprays, or looks very orange in color.

That carrot nigger just became our president!

by Carrot Nigger March 12, 2017

carro

Chicano or Spanglish for car.

Where's mi carro, homes?

by Dennis January 10, 2005

snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Carrollton

A suburb about twenty minutes out of Dallas, Texas, with a few large schools and churches and not much else. Nice place to raise your kids, but everyone drives to Lewisville or Plano for fun stuff.

Here in Carrollton, we have a LOT of fast food restaurants, like 10+ on some intersections. That's really about it.

by BlueNinjaMage April 4, 2011