I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
by grin900 July 17, 2009
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2) A stereotype- taken as either an insult or compliment- Positive and Negative ways:
Negative (said by non-blondes): meaning a highly unintelligent, hyperactive, annoying, loud, generally self-loving and arrogant 'person'.
Positive (usually said by themselves, sometimes with regular spelling and/or grammer errors): More intelligent than non-blondes, More sexy than non-blondes, Bigger breasts (if female) than non-blondes, more of a fun life than non-blondes, generally better people than non-blondes.
Although obviously I myself am a non-blonde and have prejudice towards them, that dosen't change the fact that:
both ways are wrong. It's just a hair colour, it dosen't make anyone more or less intelligent, more or less 'sexy', have smaller or bigger breasts, or anything. Indeed many people may find 'blondes' more attractive, but that's just their taste- i myself do not.
2) A stereotype- taken as either an insult or compliment- Positive and Negative ways:
Negative (said by non-blondes): meaning a highly unintelligent, hyperactive, annoying, loud, generally self-loving and arrogant 'person'.
Positive (usually said by themselves, sometimes with regular spelling and/or grammer errors): More intelligent than non-blondes, More sexy than non-blondes, Bigger breasts (if female) than non-blondes, more of a fun life than non-blondes, generally better people than non-blondes.
Although obviously I myself am a non-blonde and have prejudice towards them, that dosen't change the fact that:
both ways are wrong. It's just a hair colour, it dosen't make anyone more or less intelligent, more or less 'sexy', have smaller or bigger breasts, or anything. Indeed many people may find 'blondes' more attractive, but that's just their taste- i myself do not.
"Im blonde wich means im more sexy than u and have got bigger boobs 2 and am more inteligant than u"
"No, it just means you have blonde hair. The fact that you think it makes you those things is what makes you stupid"
"hahaha a blonde she looks so thick"
"Actually i know her- she's quite intelligent"
"ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them ;)"
"um... who do you think i am? not a chance!, f**k off!"
"No, it just means you have blonde hair. The fact that you think it makes you those things is what makes you stupid"
"hahaha a blonde she looks so thick"
"Actually i know her- she's quite intelligent"
"ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them ;)"
"um... who do you think i am? not a chance!, f**k off!"
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by gxoa2 October 24, 2008
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2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE
2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE
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by pseudondonym November 11, 2011
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In fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. Therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. Truly evil.
Note: can possibly be stopped with food and crappy music.
In fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. Therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. Truly evil.
Note: can possibly be stopped with food and crappy music.
Everything was going so great for Alayna and I, then one day out of nowhere she kills my dogs, cats, and parents...All because I waited to give her Valentine's present after school. She had truly turned into the Blonde Devil.
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
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