A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.
Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?
You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.
You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.
by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018
Get the Smack barm pea wet mug.1. Expression coined by King Idiot c.1994, Macomb IL. at Western Illinois University.
2. The act of Blamming. To Blam.
2. The act of Blamming. To Blam.
by King Idiot April 22, 2005
Get the Blam mug.1. what you name someone when you do not want to have sex with them.
2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her
2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her
by Joanna T November 12, 2006
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This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Blame Fart mug.For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.
Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.
by starspoon1 March 23, 2011
Get the barmaiding mug.Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.
Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.
I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.
I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.
by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011
Get the Barmer's Tan mug.A group of middle-class yobs, usually aged between 10-18 who feed off threatening Asian shopkeepers and mistreating their homework. Smoking mediocre rollies and keeping their collars 'fashionably upright', the Bingham Barmy Army (BBA) will stop at nothing until the small, isolated town is there's for the taking!
My name is James Oliver John Clark and i'm in the "Bingham Barmy Army (BBA)", got a problem with that!?
by BigManNatty January 8, 2014
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