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Barmer's Tan 

Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.

Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.

I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.

Barmer's Tan by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011