Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.

Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.

‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight

by Whannin March 24, 2020

Ed Baboon

Ed Boon's alter ego is Ed Baboon. This persona often wreaks havoc in Twitter.

Give us mileena Ed Baboon!!

by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

Victor Baton

A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.

I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.

by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022

Black baboon

A black baboon is usually used in reference to a black person, probably in an insulting way.

Man, I hate all these black baboons roaming the streets these days. I wish I could just chain em up and whip em like the good old days.

by Melon_muncher December 2, 2022

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016