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Alex Kapranos 

A very talented young guitarist/singer/fashion maestro/man from Scotland. Has crooked teeth that make him look even sexier. Is of Greek descent and has large collection of Striped Shirts. Kate Moss is after him but she's not going to succees; sadly he is with company already. He could be my company day ho ho ho chortle. No seriously, he's gorgeous and talented and sexy etc. till eternity.
Tall, floppy haired, nice cheek-boned man from Glaaaaaaaasgooooh who is shy but very cool. Plays music for girls to dance to.
Alex Kapranos by Lydia July 12, 2004
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Alex Turner 

A complete hottie. Did I mention that he's British and the lead singer of the most amazing band ever, the Arctic Monkeys. The sight of his chiselled chin will make your insides melt. His always combed to perfection hair and perfectly fit clothes will have you reconsidering breaking up with your boyfriend.
Wow! Who is he?...... Alex Turner? Damnnn....
Alex Turner by Calista is my name October 15, 2019

Alexandra 

Alexandra is an amazing person. She definitely likes Queen. She is a redhead who's favorite color is green. Her best friend's name is Hailey. She is so pretty and so sweet. This girl is a keeper. She is interested in theatre and acting. All i want to tell you, Alex, is that I have a massive crush on you. I hope you find this!! -you probably know who made this
Alexandra is the most beautiful person to ever exist on earth.
Alexandra by abcdacdc April 21, 2019

Alex Crack 

Also known as "Alexander Mackenzie High School" or "AMAC", this Canadian high school is known for arrogant/stupid students trying too hard to be gangster, majority foreign-exchange students, shitty teachers, and extreme drug use (hence the name). The only reason this school would be considered a viable option is if you enjoy being involved in toxic friend groups, other schools don't want you, or if you're involved in the Arts/IB program (which bring in the hippies and the Asians). The school is next to a hospital, what else do you need to know?
Guy 1: Hey man I heard the new kid in 3rd switched schools .
Guy 2: Yeah man he's the 4th one this month.
Guy 1: Any reason why?
Guy 2: The fuck you think its Alex Crack.
Guy 1: Yeah nobody likes it here.
Alex Crack by that22guy December 4, 2019
Alexyss is a beautiful girl who is fun to be with , goofy , and will always have your back . She is crazy and is a baddie . If you meet an Alexyss never let her go because once she’s gone she won’t come back .
Oh shit there goes Alexyss “, “Alexyss is so fine”!
Alexyss by pennypiodysb October 20, 2019

Alex Sanderson

Definitely the most awesome person in the world! Seen as a bit of a retard by some people, but that is what makes him so cool. Not afraid to say what he thinks, and is definitely the most epic person ever.
Alex Sanderson by bobjimjennyno November 30, 2011