Banana Fucker

one who eats a banana, then tapes the peel back together, stuffs it between two matresses and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it.

yo glen johnson is a fuckin banana fucker

by a guy that knows a banana fuck December 15, 2009

chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding

i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker

by officer rod farva September 17, 2004

stripper fucker

1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.

Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!

by seamus shane December 1, 2006

moaning fucker

You are a moaning fucker. Give your gob a rest

Someone who constantly likes the sound of their own voice and does not shut up moaning. You are a moaning fucker

by Rachelste January 4, 2018

Felon fucker

A chick who writes to guys in prison is one definition, a chick who dates guys that are primarily felons or have been in prison, a chick who likes to count the number of felons they have had sex with and look at it like a trophy. Also a chick that only dates guys that are

Bridget sure is a felon fucker she's found herself another a****** who's just been released from prison to go out with

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

watermelon fucker

One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it

Will was a watermelon fucker

by Maximimus June 6, 2017

Brother Fucker

a friend who hooks up with your brother

my bestie Bailey is a brother fucker and I actually don't mind it!

by Mad Dog Unleashed March 16, 2023