Wristband 

A term applied to girls that look/dress/act older than their age who should be forced to wear a wristband (like the ones given out at clubs) so you can tell whether they are over 18 or not.

Used either as a warning from one man to another that the girl may be underage

Example 1:

Will: Check out the booty on that chick!
Matt: I dunno man, that one needs a wristband

or as an exclamation to draw attention to the girl.

Example 2:

(Hot, Young Girl Walks By)
Will: WRISTBAND!

Wristband by Zots3000 August 20, 2009

slit-wrist girlfriend 

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

slit-wrist girlfriend by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008

wristing 

The rather aberrant form of male masturbation that includes holding the penis up to the lower abdomin and stroking it via the bottom of one's wrist.

no lotion is required for this proccess

"yo d00d, like i didnt have any lube last night, so i just like wristed it and it felt great!"

"d00d, do you know how soft the bottom of your wrist is? dude, try wristing, its awesome!"

wristing by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 9, 2008

Chocolate Wrist 

Masterbating whilst taking a dump

Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."

Chocolate Wrist by Dicky T January 2, 2008

wristlash 

The aching pain in one wrist when one has masturbated far too much. Similar to RSI.

"Oh man! Last night I was wanking so hard I gave myself wristlash!"

wristlash by Dill Wum July 11, 2009

Wristslapper

Someone who either acts or is genuinely so stupid that they incite rage in everyone that interacts with them.

Can also apply to the kind of people who think that 'your mum' is a valid point to make when losing an argument.

A: "I was speaking to him the other day. I say 'speaking'... I had to walk away in despair after about two minutes."
B: "Yeah, he is a bit of a wristslapper."

A "I'm not insulting you. I'm simply saying that your opinion is based on something that isn't true."
B: "Your Mum."

Wristslapper by Harry-C December 14, 2010

Wristburner 

Wristburner is a pain you get in your wrist after Masturbation

My girlfriend is the best, although she gets Wristburners every day.

Wristburner by GottaBeG June 14, 2013