woodsie

college party with a keg of beer in the mountains

I went on a woodsie with John last Friday.

by ennaid July 27, 2011

Jordyn Woods

A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner

aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)

person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?

person 2. No who's that?

person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend

by windows xpp February 26, 2019

Wooism

Wooism n. Proper () The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo".

Woo is the founder of Wooism.

He practices Wooism.

Wooism Dot Com.

by Woo September 27, 2004

Woodsy

One who has spent a large portion of time in the woods or is overly familiar with the woods. See also sav

While we were trying to get a cell signal this woodsy SOB started a fire and built a lean-to!

by scrabis May 13, 2005

woods kitty

A skunk.

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.

by wormracer08 December 4, 2013

Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018

Portugese Whoopsadaisey

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she breaks wind.

I was going down on this girl she came so hard she gave me a Portugese Whoopsadaisey

by Mr Horrific October 18, 2012