Weird Dreams

My weird Dream

Clowns n Mimes

It starts that a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream.

enjoy :D

by Green February 15, 2005

The weird part of Youtube

The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.

bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude's face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.

by HarryAscholl November 24, 2015

weird

Generally used to refer to the avant-garde sort, they who prefer customs or practices which are not too common in the general or normal population. Has often been misused to denote free thinkers and philosophers, who are in fact superior to the normal people.

Hey, fool, why you reading the Bible, that's so damn weird!

reply: Just because I have an IQ of 196 sir does not make me weird. I may read the Bible whether or not you want me to.

by Parzival. January 30, 2008

weirdiot

- a person who exhibits socially strange or odd behaviour and is an idiot

My 4 year old son coined this word in referring to our next door neighbour (an adult) who is weird and an idiot. My son's first language is French, and when he used this word for the first time he actually thought it was a real word. We use it fairly often - because lets face it there are a lot of weird idiots out there!

"that guy/girl is such a weirdiot"

by Canadian Mom March 13, 2012

Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

weird shit

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck

"Dude I just took a weird shit this morning."

by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017

Weird side of YouTube

The place you usually find yourself no matter how much you avoid it which is pretty ironic in a creepy way

Innocent YouTube viewer:I was watching Shane Dawson and ran into the weird side of YouTube, it was a random video about a dolphin dry humping a inflatable doll on the board walk...

YouTube: hmm it doesn't seem to catch my attention so I don't care, your fault for stubling there.

by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 27, 2017