Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

Behind The Wire

A prison term used to describe being locked up.

"I made some mistakes that caused me to be behind the wire, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a free spirit.

by rukusbukus August 23, 2011

wireless

A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.

That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.

by matt 2879 September 7, 2006

Wierd

The incorrect spelling of the word weird.

Girl on facebook: OMMMMMMMGGG LAWL GAY YOU'RE SO WIERD
A smarter person: You spelt that wrong.

by 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrst March 17, 2010

wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

wired4life

Wired4life is associated with the WIRED4LIFE organization that supports women with implanted cardiac devices (pacemakers, icd's and replacement valves). www.wired4life.net Dawn Huberty founder

If you are wired4life you will always have a pacemaker or icd implanted.

by wired4lifenet January 5, 2014

wiredo

a word to describe you when you choke on your own spit in surprise.

“i just choked on my own spit!”
“you wiredo”

by squirrels on surfboards November 20, 2019