Quality vs. Quantity
Quality vs. Quantity by ME September 28, 2004
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cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July
A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008
Red vs blue
The Greatest thing scince sliced bread. you can never go wrong by watching episode 1-47 in one sitting. and if you think it is the worst thing ever, i will personaly find you and slit your thoat in your sleep.
Caboose: What’s a freelancer?
Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money.
Caboose: Like a mercenary
Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due.
Caboose: Oh that’s funny.
Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious
Caboose: No, no not at all it was good.
Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money.
Caboose: Like a mercenary
Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due.
Caboose: Oh that’s funny.
Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious
Caboose: No, no not at all it was good.
Red vs blue by deathstorm A.K.A Sarge January 20, 2005
England VS America
England, even though you make fun of us Americans by calling us fat lazy slobs, and using an uncreative nickname that we gave ourselves; it's okay. We do our best to try and understand. It must be hard watching your once great empire fall over the few past hundred years, and then having to be rescued in the midst of war by the rebel yanks who kicked your asses back across the Atlantic ocean and then went on to become the worlds number 1 super power. So just.. Just feel free to let it all out. We won't stop you... It---it just seems greedy. It just seems greedy. :)
England VS America by ryehieheo October 15, 2009
Nintendo ds vs. Sony PSP
Nintendo ds vs. Sony PSP is a big huge battle between the best handheld games ever released in history. I have the DS and I do not even care about the psp. All the PSP has is graphics and movies. Here are the complete definitions below.
DS: A handheld gaming system that has a 2 screens. One that is touch sensitive so you can draw and stuff on pictochat. It also has a microphone so in metroid prime u can talk to each other with ur voice which i just found out today and before I knew I really wanted a game that had that technology. It has great games that hold just as much as the psp discs and are about 5 times smaller. They measure about 1" by 1".
PSP: Again a portable gaming system that has good graphics (a little better than the DS) has specail games that are movies and is like the ps2 only handheld and better graphics. thats all I have to say
DS: A handheld gaming system that has a 2 screens. One that is touch sensitive so you can draw and stuff on pictochat. It also has a microphone so in metroid prime u can talk to each other with ur voice which i just found out today and before I knew I really wanted a game that had that technology. It has great games that hold just as much as the psp discs and are about 5 times smaller. They measure about 1" by 1".
PSP: Again a portable gaming system that has good graphics (a little better than the DS) has specail games that are movies and is like the ps2 only handheld and better graphics. thats all I have to say
little kid watching TV sees a comercail for the Ds lite and says "Mommy! I want a DS lite!" The mom in the kitchen is watching another TV and says "Honey, the PSP looks better though!" The little kid tells his mom to go to target and when in the gaming section they see only 3 Ds's for $129.99 and they see 13 PSPs for $230 the little kid looks at both and says Mommy, we should call Sony and say that they need to get a good console like the DS or wii both made by nintendo. Nintendo may have been around for 100+ years but since that first realease of Donkey Kong they have rocked the video gaming world. Sony, However is not focused just on video games. They have sound systems and TVs to because of that they have gone off track. Anyway the little kid gets the DS and plays it 247 and has had a seziure because he played it so much. Nintendo DS vs. Sony psp. Who wins? Nintendo DS.
Nintendo ds vs. Sony PSP by Bloomie July 11, 2006
throne vs. phone
That infuriating and mysterious battle between two common household objects --- both made of white porcelain --- which causes untold headaches, especially if there's only one person in the house at the time. You know the drill --- the telephone can be "silent" for hours, yet as soon as you plop down on the toilet and are in the middle of a lengthy crap, THAT'S precisely when the 0%!$&#@ phone decides to ring, and so you have to awkwardly jam a tissue-wad up your butt and hold it there while you penguin-strut with your trousers down around your ankles all the way across the living room to grab the receiver with your messy hand, only to either (1) have the caller hang up just as you are lifting the receiver, or (2) have it be just either a telemarketer or a bill-collector who'd dialed the wrong number, anyway, or (3) have the caller be a bored/crybaby/mooching neighbor who had nothing important to say/ask, but just called to shoot the breeze, whine about his miserable life (which he could easily improve if he'd just start being more responsible/diligent), or ask for a ride, assistance with some ordinary task that he really could accomplish himself, or the loan of money/a vehicle/tools. So you'll have totally wasted your time/effort --- not to mention half a bottle of Lysol to disinfect the phone afterwards --- to answer the phone that time, when the call turned out to be non-urgent and so you could have just let the answering machine take it.
Judge: Next case --- throne vs. phone. Phone, you are hereby accused of intentionally waiting to ring until your owner goes to take a dump. How do you plead?
Phone: Guilty as charged, Your Honor, but I can't really help it... I am unable to ring if there is nobody calling, and if there is a ring-signal sent through the telephone wires, I have to ring whether I want to or not. I don't like to bother my owner anymore than he does; I'm just doing what I was designed to do; it's the inconsiderate callers who should be the real defendants here.
Judge: Good point --- case dismissed.
Phone: Guilty as charged, Your Honor, but I can't really help it... I am unable to ring if there is nobody calling, and if there is a ring-signal sent through the telephone wires, I have to ring whether I want to or not. I don't like to bother my owner anymore than he does; I'm just doing what I was designed to do; it's the inconsiderate callers who should be the real defendants here.
Judge: Good point --- case dismissed.
throne vs. phone by QuacksO November 2, 2016
star vs the forces of evil
A show about a really weird and happy girl called Star(main character) and she's kinda of a rebel.She travels to earth and meet Marco,a "safe-boy" and he makes nachos.They have adventures fighting mosters and life,there's Janna(banana),Jackie(bitch) and other weird friends
star vs the forces of evil by Crazy_girl_that_likes_SU April 8, 2017