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Upper lip Suprise

when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache.
That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise
by SxyPenguin308 April 21, 2009
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upper middle

a homosexual who doesnt just like recieveing anal intercource or giving it, however they like both at the same time.
Alen: Spencer are you a top or a bottom?
Spencer: I'm upper middle we are going to have to find someone else for this, I need to have 2 men at the same time, its the only way its gonna happen!
by Your bestest friend Anya May 27, 2006
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Upper Class

Rich dickheads that care only for money and are selfish. They don't care about anyone lower than them and they will shelter their offspring to the point where their offspring turns up their noses at the lower class, to the point of where the lower class usually gets out whatever weaponry they have to hand and bludgeons the upper class offspring. Upper class people are usually to be found throwing events of high social status such as garden parties and lavish functions such as those, which are best avoided.

Upper class people are also highly bigoted and will boast of how good they are to every single person around them who is rich and idiotic enough to believe that bullshit. They like to spend heaps on unnecessary shit like designer clothes, latest toys/gadgets, fast cars.
Ricky: 'Did you see that upper class person on the news the other day? She was complaining about how the poor people make her house smell with all their filth.'
Dicky: 'Next time she complains I'll go round to her house and break her nose.'
by KTV484 January 7, 2014
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Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)
(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 6, 2004
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upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.
When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.
by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005
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upper ninety

the most extreme, ultimate lipper and dipper possible; instructions: take a fat ass dipper and stick into your upper lipper.
Lippers and Dippers, and Slippers and Flippers......Upper Ninety
by phisharmy December 2, 2003
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upper krummer

<v> The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet while at the same time recieving oral sex.
Matt thought it would be funny to upper deck Alex's toilet, but when his boyfriend Tori heard about it, he decided an upper krummer was in order.
by Enzo - K March 12, 2007
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