SxyPenguin308's definitions

sham wow

1.what you say to someone who was just owned
2.a german towel that will pleasure u in more ways than any paper towel
3.the sexiest infomercial ever
4.vince

SHAM WOW BITCH!

by SxyPenguin308 April 1, 2009

Upper lip Suprise

when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache.

That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise

by SxyPenguin308 April 21, 2009

pie

orgasmic dessert

sexy its pie!

by SxyPenguin308 March 19, 2009

urban dictionary

The sexiset site for all the information u need in life

i <3 urban dictionary

by SxyPenguin308 April 8, 2009

britton

a large, hairy british kid

ew its a britton

by SxyPenguin308 March 16, 2009

chuck norris

AKA god/sex object

holy shit its chuck norris

by SxyPenguin308 March 17, 2009

Canadian maple Emo

A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself

OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo

by SxyPenguin308 April 3, 2009