(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 06, 2004