two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

by Lefty Flash September 30, 2008

Twenty twos

22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

thirty-two

when only one partner gets their anus licked in preparation for anal sex; performing only half of a sixty-four (sixty-four is like 69 but only the ass is eaten)

He is a strictly a power top so they never sixty-four, but he prepares his partners well by doing a thirty-two.

by EatsBitasAss October 26, 2017

two of a kind

1. the same or very similar.
2.Twins
3.people or things of the same type or that are similar in character, attitude, etc
4.Very similar individuals or things, as in Patrice and John are two of a kind-they're true hiking enthusiasts. This idiom uses kind in the sense of "a class with common characteristics," a usage dating from about a.d. 1000.

1.Jack and Tom are two of a kind. They're both ambitious. The companies are two of a kind. They both pay their employees badly.
2. Where books are concerned, Tyler and Chloë are two of a kind

by iSogand October 22, 2016