Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.
Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree
by AssGraberStump March 29, 2015
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bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333
person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing
by kindasage July 03, 2021
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tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.
Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.
by sacajawea's junk January 30, 2006
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sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
by Torsky March 10, 2008
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three on the tree

having a three speed transmission where the shifter is actually located on the column. seen in 60s model fords.
by carbombxhooligan December 06, 2004
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Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.
"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."
by Arborman February 03, 2020
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