Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife

“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”

by Dr retard September 4, 2022

Joshua Mack

You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.

Ahhh Joshua Mack is Skull fucking me!!!!

by God 420 69 May 7, 2019

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017

BUST A MACK

To make moves on a woman or man flirtatiously

I’m about to BUST A MACK on this female

by nikki_atx13 April 21, 2022

macking the shizzle

Just getting in there, getting after it, like in the meat.

I was totally macking the shizzle of this broad when my teeth exploded.

by Ktrain July 8, 2019

mack g'd

To disappear from ones place of employment without notice. Seemingly to participate in frivolous acts of debauchery.

Has anyone seen Joe? We need to finish these reports.

I think he Mack G'd on our asses.

by SSgt May 22, 2014

Midget Mack

A short thick girl with dreads

Ahhh man look at midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020