testostecockerone

a. Invisible substance that emanates from excessively masculine men. Men with to much testostecockerone can be found at the gym sucking down protein shakes and staring at themselves in the mirror trying to compensate for their ridiculously small penises.

b. That smell that emanates in the male floors of dorms.

"The testostecockerone is just seething off of Jason when he starts sucking down that giant ass bucket-O-protein."

by PeopleareStupid January 4, 2010

testoster-own

When a male "owns" or "pwns" a female in something feminine; such as braiding hair, painting fingernails, or buying clothes.

"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!

by Schmindeline January 15, 2010

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

by blueberry panda January 6, 2014

Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

Tesses

Plural of tests.

I have to study tonight, I have two tesses to take at school tomorrow.

by DRM December 22, 2003

Tastes Good-Doesn't it

describing a conceited girl, describing something gross, describing anything that tastes good

I was eating out this girl over a park bench and she says tastes good-doesn't it.
(Popping a zit)"tastes good-doesn't it"
(eating pizza with friends "this tastes good-doesnt it?"
also known as:
tastes good
tastes good....tastes real good

by AlisonC September 4, 2006