tessa brooks

Dancer.

You tuber.
Team 10 member among many others.
Gorgeous and positive.

Tessa brooks is so nice, she just never stops smiling!

by bublesherbert135 June 3, 2017

Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Tesslyn

Tesslyn is a name given to a child-woman of ethereal presence. She is a fallen angel with silken, golden hair and beautiful blue eyes. She is a darling, very considerate of other peoples feelings and she has the most contagious laugh in the universe. Everyone wishes they could be a Tesslyn!

Oh, thank you! You're a real Tesslyn!

by salander February 5, 2010

Tessa

You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.

I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.

Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa

Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.

Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*

by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019

two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009