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stiff jerky

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018
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Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
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Stiffe

Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*
by The bengt October 18, 2019
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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
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Stiff

A word created by zoldierkid That means cool or swag
zoldierkid is stiff
by a fan of zoldierkid July 24, 2021
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Stiff Pickler

A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle
Last night I got so wasted. We were doin stiff picklers all night
by Jules16 January 21, 2012
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