tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

by HEFFABONG March 01, 2006

salisbury steak

the act of having anal sex while the person recieving it has a mad case of diarrhea. when the giver pulls out thier penis(often called meat)they will get a hot load of the squirts on their meat, thus giving gravy to the meat. this gravy is already warm too o you dont even need to heat it up.

anal, meat, salisbury steak

by Hillbillyredneck T March 09, 2009

steak dinner

A college student confided to his class that "when I take a girl out for a steak dinner, I expect her to take it in the ass."

The most common context is in a business setting when one party is trying to take advantage of another (i.e. "These guys are trying to buy us a steak dinner - they expect us to take it in the ass on that (negotiating) point.")

Ted: "How'd it go with Wendy last night?"
Bill: "Excellent, bought her a steak dinner."
Diego: "Hey Yves, how's your deal going?"
Yves: "Shitty, those guys are trying to buy me a steak dinner."

by NestorThaMolestor December 30, 2005

yung steak

a cool younger brother

"Yung steak whats good"

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020

steak pattie

a dumbass motherfucker who doesn't know a damn thing but how to wash their ass and lick their shit

Steven is such a steak pattie

by James October 07, 2003

Bum Steak

A technical term for poop or shit...can be used as Bum Gravy which means diahrrea.

Bum Roll also means the same.

I asked him if he wanted a Bum Steak, and he said yes...haha

Man i had some bad bum gravy last night...i had to shit all the time.

Hes such a dick, stupid bum steak.

by TheDillKing2 February 02, 2010