when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.
Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.
by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK July 14, 2008
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 25, 2019