Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
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Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.
Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.
by randomglowstick October 05, 2015
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Oil Sprinkle

My salad was just a bit dry so she gave it an oil sprinkle.
by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014
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Dolphin Sprinkles

referring to the splashes made during hot tub coitis.
Man, Susan was riding me so hard in the tub last night! The water was undulating so much giving mad dolphin sprinkles.
by Scoobyjew July 05, 2015
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agent sprinkles

AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.
I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!
by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019
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Dick sprinkles

When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles
Jeff check ur pocket watd u find? Nothing? Dick sprinkler got u again?? Dick sprinkles
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021
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Pink Sprinkle

A battyboy usually of gypsy descent
by Eisabattyboy February 11, 2025
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