Spoofalator

Play on the word "carburetor". Any device used to blow smoke (usually marijuana) through to filter and reduce/eliminate the smell in order to evade detection. Usually constructed by stuffing an empty toilet paper tube or paper towel tube with scented dryer sheets, then capping one end with a folded dryer sheet which is held in place by a rubber band.

Abv. Spoof

My upstair neighbors are awake. Blow your smoke through the spoofalator!

My parents will be home in a couple hours. We should use the spoof just to be safe.

by Frizz Connery February 27, 2008

somfg

A way of saying Sorry whilst saying Oh My Fucking God (omfg) SorryOhMyFuckingGod. Can also be said using somg (SorryOhMyGod) (omg)

Sue: I Can't afford anything. I cant go to the gym to loose weight, I cnt afford food. My family is skint!
Lisa: Oh really?..
Sue: Yes really. Dont skit!
Lisa: somfg <33

by Stellur February 29, 2008

swomf

a version of swear on my life. If someone is lying and they say swomf something very bad will happen but if you say what after you say swomf..you will be okay.

I swomf I didn't watch the movie without you.
(you really didn't watch the movie)

or: I swomf i didn't watch the movie without you...what.
( you actually did watch the movie)

by SWOMF April 10, 2008

spoofk

to tease, scare or humiliate someone with a loud or profound tone of voice.

i yelled out spoofk at the stranger walking down the street because he looked gay.

by andrew caves (Cavesy) June 23, 2008

Scomf

Stands for Serious Case Of Man Face, its a name for members of the female sex that have the face of a man

"omg, your girlfrind has a scomf"
"that girl has a scomf"

by IraSuperum May 13, 2009

spoof

Someone who "gets off" to or takes pleasure in all Math, Physics, and Engineering subjects. Especially someone who has lame jokes for every class involving the above subjects. Also a brown-noser to all teachers in these classes and someone who takes the lesson to a completely absurd level in order to sound smart. The most annoying person in class that even Yoda would call a nerd. Someone who is very fluent in "nerd". Finally, someone who stares awkwardly at all cool people and laughs completely out of place at all jokes.

Dude, did you hear Bob in Differential Equations today? He cracked the stupidest joke ever and thought it was hilarious. What a spoof!

by bobsageek March 11, 2010

Spamfriender

Any automated system for auto adding friendships on social networking sites. Or a person who simply friends people he or she doesn't know for the sole purpose of increasing the size of the friends list.

thechurchofdave youtube channel finally stopped using the friends list because most requests are just coming from a spamfriender belonging to some get rich quick numbtard.

by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010