Smellin

A term generally used to acknowledge a ripping of someone else. Similar to the more commonly known "lookin' ass", but a slight variation and abbreviation.
Sometimes used to disappointment.

Man 1: "Haha dang Man 2, looks like someone took a hammer to your face!"
Man 3: "Smellin!"
Man 1: "Yeah man, not to mention you're dumber than shit!"
Man 3: "Smellin!"
Man 2 (Hurt and shamed): "Damn....smellin...."

by Clapp232 January 16, 2011

selling buicks to the tidy bowl man

vomiting repetitively into a commode, especially from a kneeling position

Party like you're rich - then earn your money back by selling buicks to the tidy bowl man!

by AllenMK March 18, 2010

spellingosis

A rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. Seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.

The teacher read the e-mail that said: "sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better... ineed your imput on my prob"

The teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.

by gigialfine December 4, 2010

Selling Cadillacs

Puking after drinking too much.

John is behind the bushes selling Cadillacs.

by Freebird1812 February 18, 2013

Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts

Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap

by freddellamer October 18, 2019

bike swelling

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

Snellings

The act of excessive ejaculation, between eight and ten occurrences, during one 24-hour period.

Carl: "What have you been up to lately?"

Fred: "I've been working on my Snellings the last few days. I got to 10 'rub-em-outs' two days ago. That last jank was shooting sawdust."

by Freemone233 August 28, 2010